red northern lights in a clear sky

 (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
 (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
 (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

magesmagesmages:

kayaoceshie:

Thor is just like, NO LOKI. THIS IS MY MOM, NOT YOURS.

FUCKIN’ THOR.

(Source: hiddlokid, via lorddanty)

Reblog if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, ASEXUAL,transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

(Source: whatfaggot, via deliricia)

magical-courage:

softwatsonwarmwatson:

To celebrate 1000+ followers, I’m hosting a giveaway!

Thank you all so much for following me. I’m really not sure why you do, but to thank you for putting up with stupid, infrequent art and text posts about various places I’ve fallen asleep, here is a small giveaway. I’d like to apologise to my British followers, who must’ve had enough bunting and union jack merch to last them until their grave, but I’m unimaginative.

BOTTLE-O-BAKER STREET

The main item in this giveaway is tiny (Approximately 2.5cm in height, in fact) but its not the size that matters, it’s the contents.

I have the privilege of living in London, and having Baker Street 40 minutes away from my own home, but I know there are thousands of Sherlockians out there who may never see 221b. So I took a trip to 221b, armed with a tiny vial and no shame, and filled it with dirt directly from Sherlock’s home. From one of his potted plants, in fact.

The idea may be dumb and sentimental (I’m sure Sherlock is mocking me right now) but I thought it’d be nice to have a piece, albeit small, of Baker Street to hold close to your heart, however many tens, hundreds or thousands of miles separate you from 221b.

ALSO INCLUDED IN GIVEAWAY!

Because a tiny vial is hardly enough!

Sweets! A large Cadbury’s chocolate bar and a Curly Wurly.

Your very own Jawn- a WWF hedgehog plush toy (my cat took a liking to him, so I’ve saved him and tried my best to de-fur him; sorry if he has the traces of Dave’s affection on him!!)

A smiley beanie ball; brilliant for throwing at walls when boredom ensues. Also saves on extra rent due to bullet holes. (my cat also liked this.. I’ve de-furred it too)

A 221b keychain (purchased at the Sherlock Holmes museum)

A chocolate medal, awarded for assistance to detective Sherlock Holmes (also purchased at the museum.)

Union Jack tissues

A medium Union Jack flag

A cute double-decker bus necklace

Wendy and friends- mustache paper clips

An ‘I ♥ London’ sticker and a ‘Baker Street’ road-sign sticker

I was also thinking I might draw something, but I’m not sure anyone would want anything handrawn by a mediocre artist. I’d be willing to throw in some sketches though, if the winner wanted! [examples here]

THE RULES

It is not necessary to follow me, but I’d be honoured if you chose to anyway! I may alter the giveaway (add more, tweak the end date, ect.) so make sure you have a way of finding out!

Likes and reblogs count, but i’m going to have to limit it to 3 reblogs per day, purely to avoid dash take-overs.

Your blog must be active. I will be checking back through the archive to see if it’s not been created to boost your chances.

I’ll need to send it, so obviously I’ll be requiring an address. Also, I can’t say how long it’ll take to get the funds to ship it, especially if the winner resides outside of Europe. Bear with me!

This giveaway will be active until 15th of July (favourite number orz), and end at 9pm GMT (4pm EST).

The winner will be picked at random, on one of those number thingys, so it’s completely fair. Good Luck, and thanks once again!

(via lorddanty)

bakerstreetbabes:

The Baker Street Babes Birthday Giveaway: Watson Version

The Baker Street Babes put our out first podcast one year ago today. Least to say we’ve come a very long way and it wouldn’t have been possible without all of you. So, the past few months we’ve been gathering prizes and goodies for a MASSIVE giveaway… and here it is!

In this version of the give away you win EVERYTHING below. Yes. EVERYTHING!

Sherlock Series 1 & 2 Original Soundtracks signed by Michael Price & David Arnold. MAJOR thanks to both of them for singing them for us!

John Art Nouveau print (donated by Daunt)

Sherlock Tea by Cara McGee (donated by Adagio)

SaraWen perfume pack, 2ml vials of the Sherlock scents: Logical Deduction, Logical Delusion, Scandal In London, and Tea With Watson (donated by SaraWen)

Full CD set of BigFinish’s Sherlock Holmes starring Nick Briggs. (Donated by BigFinish)

Dust and Shadow, signed by author Lyndsay Faye. (Donated by Lyndsay Faye)

The Secret Journal of Doctor Watson by Phil Growick. (Donated by MXPublishing)

My Love Affair With Sherlock magazine by Caitlin Moran.

Baker Street Journal Spring Issue featuring an interview with Baker Street Babe Curly/Kristina. (Donated by The Baker Street Journal)

BBC Bundle, t-shirt, Sherlock & John paper dolls, and Elementary My Dear Watson book. (Donated by Unicorn Empire)

Holmes & Watson print, “He stood there by the fire.”

I Fight John Watson’s War & I Believe In Sherlock Holmes stainless steel dogtags. (Donated by Belaurient Arts)

Sherlock Holmes pin

Sherlock Holmes 221B keychain

Sherlock’s Home, The Empty House compiled by Sherlockology. (Donated by MXPublishing & Sherlockology)

Greg Lestrade & Moriarty bookmarks by mystradedoodles.

So? How do you win?

You may reblog each version ONCE per DAY. The giveaway will run until June 10th.

Likes DO NOT COUNT.

The winners will be chosen by a random number generator. They will have 24 hours to confirm with their address. The first number wins the Holmes Version, the second number wins the Watson Version.

We will ship anywhere in the world. (NOTE: Because this version has tea in it, we know certain countries won’t allow it being shipped in. If that is the case for the winner, it will be replaced with something else)

You cannot win both versions of the giveaway.

You do not have to be following us, however, this is a present to our followers and listeners, so it’s appreciated. Plus we do really cool things like interview Sherlock cast and authors and chat about Sherlock Holmes all the time!

If you are following us and win, you’ll get an extra special gift on top of all of this!

Any questions, naturally just ask. We’d prefer if you’d send an ask not anonymously so we can reply privately and not clog up people’s dashes.

You can listen to our podcasts [HERE]!

Follow us on twitter at @BakerStBabes

Like us on facebook [HERE]!

And visit our website [HERE]!

(via lorddanty)

bakerstreetbabes:

The Baker Street Babes Birthday Giveaway: Holmes Version

The Baker Street Babes put our out first podcast one year ago today. Least to say we’ve come a very long way and it wouldn’t have been possible without all of you. So, the past few months we’ve been gathering prizes and goodies for a MASSIVE giveaway… and here it is!

In this version of the give away you win EVERYTHING below. Yes. EVERYTHING!

Sherlock Series 1 DVD, signed by Benedict Cumberbatch & Martin Freeman (donated by Hartswood Films)

Sherlock Art Nouveau print (donated by Daunt)

Sherlock & John bookmarks (donated by Daunt)

Sherlock t-shirt of your choice (donated by Qwertee)

Baker Street Journal Spring Issue featuring an interview with Baker Street Babe Curly/Kristina. (donated by The Baker Street Journal)

The full Sherlock Holmes Society of London dramatised canon CD set, signed by the actors. (donated by The Sherlock Holmes Society of London)

Brainy is the New Sexy pendant in polished brass. (donated by Belaurient Arts)

I Believe In Sherlock Holmes pendant in sterling silver. (donated by Belaurient Arts)

I Believe In Sherlock Holmes keychain in nickel silver. Please be aware this is made of nickel and if you’re allergic to it you now have a free gift to a non-allergen Sherlockian of your choice! (donated by Belaurient Arts)

The Detective & The Woman, signed by author Amy Thomas (donated by Amy Thomas)

The Illustrated Speckled Band. (donated by Gasogene Books, Wessex Pres s)

My Love Affair With Sherlock magazine by Caitlin Moran.

The Sherlock Holmes Handbook by Ransom Riggs

Large print of Sherlock & John in a train carriage by reapersun. Pen there for scale. (donated by reapersun)

Baker Street mini-sign

CD of BigFinish’s Sherlock Holmes: The Adventure of the Perfidious Mariner starring Nick Briggs. (Donated by BigFinish)

So? How do you win?

You may reblog each version ONCE per DAY. The giveaway will run until June 10th.

Likes DO NOT COUNT.

The winners will be chosen by a random number generator. They will have 24 hours to confirm with their address. The first number wins the Holmes Version, the second number wins the Watson Version.

We will ship anywhere in the world.

You cannot win both versions of the giveaway.

You do not have to be following us, however, this is a present to our followers and listeners, so it’s appreciated. Plus we do really cool things like interview Sherlock cast and authors and chat about Sherlock Holmes all the time!

If you are following us and win, you’ll get an extra special gift on top of all of this!

Any questions, naturally just ask. We’d prefer if you’d send an ask not anonymously so we can reply privately and not clog up people’s dashes.

You can listen to our podcasts [HERE]!

Follow us on twitter at @BakerStBabes

Like us on facebook [HERE]!

And visit our website [HERE]!

(via lorddanty)

thenotsouglygirl:

OMG POLAROID CAMERA GIVEAWAY!

I’ve been meaning to put it up on eBay or sell it or something but I decided what the heck; I’ll give it away to my followers, since you’re all so amazing.
it’s a one-step express polaroid (produced somwehere between 1981 - 86)

it still work, maybe not as great as it used to (the top pictures are samples, maybe it was the film I bought for it though - I’m not sure - but they all fade at the top)

it ‘Impossible film PX600’ colour and black & white.

so if you’re a photography and camera nut like myself, or you just want some fucking awesome old-school camera; here ya go~

RULES:

you don’t have to be following me. I’m a fitspo blog, so I get not everyone wants to follow… but it’d be nice :3

reblog as many times as you want - likes don’t count.

I’ll be using one of those random number pickers

make sure your ask is open so I can message you if you’ve won it.

if the winner doesn’t reply within 10 days I’ll have to pick a new one.

I’ll ship anywhere because I’m so fucking nice and awesome.

and that’s all I can think of.

this is my first ever giveaway, so don’t make it a pain in the ass.

the winner will be chosen on June 5th because that’s my liddo sister’s birthday and I won’t forget that way :)

Ladies and Gentlemen, let my first ever give-away begin! and may the odds, be ever in your favour.

(via deliricia)

thenotsouglygirl:

OMG POLAROID CAMERA GIVEAWAY!

I’ve been meaning to put it up on eBay or sell it or something but I decided what the heck; I’ll give it away to my followers, since you’re all so amazing.
it’s a one-step express polaroid (produced somwehere between 1981 - 86)

it still work, maybe not as great as it used to (the top pictures are samples, maybe it was the film I bought for it though - I’m not sure - but they all fade at the top)

it ‘Impossible film PX600’ colour and black & white.

so if you’re a photography and camera nut like myself, or you just want some fucking awesome old-school camera; here ya go~

RULES:

you don’t have to be following me. I’m a fitspo blog, so I get not everyone wants to follow… but it’d be nice :3

reblog as many times as you want - likes don’t count.

I’ll be using one of those random number pickers

make sure your ask is open so I can message you if you’ve won it.

if the winner doesn’t reply within 10 days I’ll have to pick a new one.

I’ll ship anywhere because I’m so fucking nice and awesome.

and that’s all I can think of.

this is my first ever giveaway, so don’t make it a pain in the ass.

the winner will be chosen on June 5th because that’s my liddo sister’s birthday and I won’t forget that way :)

Ladies and Gentlemen, let my first ever give-away begin! and may the odds, be ever in your favour.

(via deliricia)

thenotsouglygirl:

OMG POLAROID CAMERA GIVEAWAY!

I’ve been meaning to put it up on eBay or sell it or something but I decided what the heck; I’ll give it away to my followers, since you’re all so amazing.
it’s a one-step express polaroid (produced somwehere between 1981 - 86)

it still work, maybe not as great as it used to (the top pictures are samples, maybe it was the film I bought for it though - I’m not sure - but they all fade at the top)

it ‘Impossible film PX600’ colour and black & white.

so if you’re a photography and camera nut like myself, or you just want some fucking awesome old-school camera; here ya go~

RULES:

you don’t have to be following me. I’m a fitspo blog, so I get not everyone wants to follow… but it’d be nice :3

reblog as many times as you want - likes don’t count.

I’ll be using one of those random number pickers

make sure your ask is open so I can message you if you’ve won it.

if the winner doesn’t reply within 10 days I’ll have to pick a new one.

I’ll ship anywhere because I’m so fucking nice and awesome.

and that’s all I can think of.

this is my first ever giveaway, so don’t make it a pain in the ass.

the winner will be chosen on June 5th because that’s my liddo sister’s birthday and I won’t forget that way :)

Ladies and Gentlemen, let my first ever give-away begin! and may the odds, be ever in your favour.

(via deliricia)

thenotsouglygirl:

OMG POLAROID CAMERA GIVEAWAY!

I’ve been meaning to put it up on eBay or sell it or something but I decided what the heck; I’ll give it away to my followers, since you’re all so amazing.
it’s a one-step express polaroid (produced somwehere between 1981 - 86)

it still work, maybe not as great as it used to (the top pictures are samples, maybe it was the film I bought for it though - I’m not sure - but they all fade at the top)

it ‘Impossible film PX600’ colour and black & white.

so if you’re a photography and camera nut like myself, or you just want some fucking awesome old-school camera; here ya go~

RULES:

you don’t have to be following me. I’m a fitspo blog, so I get not everyone wants to follow… but it’d be nice :3

reblog as many times as you want - likes don’t count.

I’ll be using one of those random number pickers

make sure your ask is open so I can message you if you’ve won it.

if the winner doesn’t reply within 10 days I’ll have to pick a new one.

I’ll ship anywhere because I’m so fucking nice and awesome.

and that’s all I can think of.

this is my first ever giveaway, so don’t make it a pain in the ass.

the winner will be chosen on June 5th because that’s my liddo sister’s birthday and I won’t forget that way :)

Ladies and Gentlemen, let my first ever give-away begin! and may the odds, be ever in your favour.

(via deliricia)